She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You smell like stripper and shame
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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