We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She even gives head with a lisp.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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