Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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