Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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