We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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