I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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