My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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