the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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