i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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