He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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