Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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