If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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