there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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