Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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