i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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