foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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