Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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