just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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