Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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