So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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