Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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