Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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