He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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