I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
When did angry sex become our thing?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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