Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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