just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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