just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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