Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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