Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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