He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Please don't give away my fajitas
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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