i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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