The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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