I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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