Don't EVER smell your tampon
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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