I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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