White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
