She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
They took my balls.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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