Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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