I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Are we in a gay sports bar?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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