Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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