Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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