no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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