i need an iv and a liver transplant
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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