Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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