So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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