How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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