I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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