She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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