it's great music for shaving your balls
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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