Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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