I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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