I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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