Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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