I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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