think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I have already put on my inside pants.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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